It is always morally correct to pirate from EA! Because they don't care that you don't like the game - like a con-man, or a snake-oil salesman, they made their money off of you! The whole IDEA is that they polished a turd and sold it to you as something else... and as long as they make a profit, what do they care about negative reviews? People whine about the Sims 4, but people will always buy the packs, no matter how game-breakingly broken the last DLC was. Dragon Age gets shittier, Mass Effect gets shittier... everything EA buys up just sucks because that's how EA operates... so yeah, The Sims 4 lost all of its personality and depth. And look...so did Dragon Age... because that takes more time. Which means paying employees more. And they already underpay and overwork employees - just do a little research online and you'll see that EA treats the game devs that work for them like trash...so not only will those people not be putting out the best work under harsh conditions... but for less pay than most other studios too!
The devs were not only forced to restart this game 3 times, but were made to remove plenty of things that would have made this game more immersive and interesting. So I imagine this shit dialogue is a by-product of the whole game being worked on and restarted 3 times, and having to crank the dialoguie out much too fast for the liking of those working on the game. Rushed employess in bad work conditions rather notably make worse products. Blizzard has improved tenfold since they cleaned house and fired a lot of higher ups and got more motivated people in charge who care about the product, their employees, and the end consumer's input. EA needs that shakedown, but I don't think it'll ever happen.
@DaWho05 Says:
Joss Whedon and his consequences…
@cartervoltfire4933 Says:
What has gaming become...? 😢
@jc7978 Says:
You skipped over the whole identity establishment part of the game
@meronique9 Says:
Now we just need Blue Dragon 2 to complete dragons games...
@RoachDawggJR Says:
being spoonfed exposition by the mouthful is a really great way to make an engaging video game
@WEAPON-MRX Says:
One of the worst games ever made 💯
@NicolasCageofficiaI Says:
Salutations. VideoGameDunkey.
I would like to tell you about a game called ULTRAKILL, it is a pretty kool shooter where you play as a robot, and I think you would enjoy it. Look it up and play it; you will have fun guaranteed!
Much love, Nicolas Cage
@grogueQ Says:
Can Dwarves use the bathroom?
@StarscreamsGirl Says:
I guess that’s what happens when you change the direction of your game 3 times over a development period of like 10 years and then fire all the staff working on it before it comes out
@PROMANIA-q3v Says:
2:10 every time she says Solas i keep thinking of Helluva Boss
@toramaru2490 Says:
Dragon Age? More like Drag on age. A story of an aged queer that struggle with its pronoun
@somekindaMedusa Says:
So is this guy's whole schtick pretending to be a 7 IQ and showing how bad a game is then contradicting himself by saying how good it is? Or is he a perpetually insincere gen-alpha as a lifestyle?
@nfefx Says:
This is what passes for a dunkey video these days? Really phoning it in now huh
@PersonalPariah Says:
I feel bad for the voice actors who had to hear themselves say this drivel... but they got paid at least. Everyone else has to listen pro bono.
@brianestrada1993 Says:
Dragons Dogma 2 also came out this is Definitely a Dragon type game year.
@Lilgus84 Says:
Sadly dunkey is a woke liberal. Don’t wanna mess up that money flow. Talk about the character creator and how you’re scolded for misgendering someone.
@hellothere9167 Says:
1:38 I don't believe this scene is ripped straight out from God of War
@NateeB1 Says:
This was S-tier Dunkey
@hamchurger4566 Says:
love the gex description
@likewhoaism Says:
Guys and girls, I think we need to find more artifacts
@dominicmartinez9299 Says:
I absolutely love the uh oh as soon as EA pops up on the screen very true king
@lightynide Says:
as a man of culture, I appreciate it when my mature fantasy games have the same narrative tone as Dora the Explorer.
@summersys Says:
I like this game bc I play it high. I need the reminders
@MarbleHercules Says:
Such a disappointment. I cant believe they fucked dragon age like this.
@PunishedKenny Says:
Do dwarves dream of elven artifacts?
@Vaaluin Says:
It's wild how far Bioware has fallen. Going from Mass Effect 1-3, KOTOR, Jade Empire, and Dragon Age Origins to games like this. I know the studio is almost entirely different people at this point but god damn.
@TheFoxHound626 Says:
When they're not doing lame MCU humor they're recapping the story every 5 seconds
@codysellers4151 Says:
Coming from someone who likes the game, the dialogue sucks. lol.
@threestars2164 Says:
And yet, it is still better than the entire jrpg genre, which has been recycling the same ideas for decades.
@itsmemc7961 Says:
Short people don't have dreams
@AskingMyself-ee3lo Says:
0:13 so Dragon Ball is a dragon type game, lol. Yeah, and Silent Hill is a peaceful type game 😂 .
@FubukiShiromiya Says:
Imagine paying money for this game. Or wasting time playing it.
@KudoYoung Says:
"There's probably 10 gold over here"
About 90% of my gaming.
@Dark00Spade Says:
For being a game about diversity dwarves are treated like shit, ngl.
@qmuscroft03 Says:
0:14 like a what
@MrsOutlawCaliber Says:
Ya but did you find the right artifact? You don't want to go back with the wrong artifact......You best go back and make sure you got the right artifact.....can't have that artifact fall into the hands of the elven gods.....they have escaped...be sure to use their right pronouns lol
@Lariasio Says:
I was going to buy it and play it but that dialog is numbing my brain
@Myeth1 Says:
this is sfunny... i mean not the game
@xGodMakaveli Says:
I heard dragons dogma 3 gonna have John "Dragons" Age and Spyro the Dragon
@michaels7079 Says:
I'm sorry who broke out of prison
@juliacoyle7700 Says:
0:42 LMAOOOOO
@alextreme7191 Says:
this game looks terrible
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival Says:
To be fair, the first two times the Elven Gods “Ecscaped” but the last time they “Escaped”
@JosXcecution Says:
Damn dwarves cant do shit huh
@johnchapel6988 Says:
Jesus. This game is so boring, I couldn't even pay attention to Dunks video on it.
@WERN0S Says:
Oh my god, this game is pathetic... I'm actually sad right now...
@dannycolwell8028 Says:
“Those at the only employees left at BioWare after anthem” 😂😂😂😂😂
@VadeInSpiritu Says:
The writing quality, the characters voices, the character’s appearance - all of equal quality. A quality which would prevent me from being able to play this game. They all talk like your most annoying radicalized condescending coworker. I play games to get away from that crap.
@00F Says:
The only thing they’re missing is a subway surfers video in the bottom right corner
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